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Ethy’s Lord of Heroes Master Post (To be expanded)

- I’m on the global server, and no spoilers please, as much as possible

- My favorite character is f!Lord, who has effectively replaced, uh, my husbando of 13 years

- Also loves Zaira, Johan, Rouin, except loves pretty much all of the characters

- I guess Rashad is my spirit character in this game. And to a lesser extent, Solphi.

- Multi-shipper. Although I very much prefer f!Lord being married to her work (like Astrid implies in one of her hero lines) that is also subject to my multishipping tendency. Ha.

[f!Lord x Avillon]

[f!Lord x almost any of her knights]

[m!Lord x Anyone]

[Zaira x Krom]

[Charles x Krom]

[Aslan -> Helga <- Walther]

[Olivia x Vanessa]

[Lumie x Lucilicca]

[Bianca x Alev]

[Solphi x Alev]

[Lairei x Dhurahan]

[Lairei x Lord] Idon’tknowwhysdfghjk

[Kartis x Joshua]

[Kartis x Johan] Mostly D!Johan, but…? L!Johan counts too (now, under this one circumstance it works…)

And nearly anything else you may come up with… Convince me

- I cannot do Kartis x f!Lord under any circumstances. Ondal x f!Lord is also dni. Please don’t come to me of all people with these ships and we’ll be gud

- Otherwise though? I love their interactions in any other relationships. Friends, rivals or enemies, anything you can name. Just not in a ship.

- I’m good with m!Lord anything

- You might notice that I treat f!Lord and m!Lord as separate characters/entities, and HEAVILY favor f!Lord over m!Lord. This might have to do with my years spent in Pokemon, where alternate protagonists are usually seen as separate characters (Kellyn, my “husbando”, is also one of those protagonists). Plus I can’t really control that I fell for f!Lord to begin with x’D I will try to use they/them to refer to Lord as much as I can (Besides, did you notice Canon refers to their plushies as “long-haired Lord” and “short-haired Lord” instead?)

- I heard of nb Lord once. And it was good.

• 여로드에 인생베팅. 인성도 베팅

• 최애캐 >>왼<< 기반으로 깔고 공수보다 캐해석 중시

• 트위터 출신이신가요? 트위터 문화는 잊으시는 것을 추천드립니다. 여기는 텀블러입니다.

• 황제로드(여로드) 극혐핵지뢰입니다. 조합으로는 좋아함. 저도 알아서 피하고 있으니 알아서 피해가세요. 피차 시간 낭비하지 맙시다.

• 온달로드(여로드)도 지뢰입니다. 온달이 나쁜남자 타입인 것도 싫고 로드가 존대하는 것도 기분 나빠요. 컾링 얘깁니다. 역시 조합은 좋아함.

• 남로드는 지뢰 없음 (얜 기본 른으로 팜)

Something that might be of interest:

I fully support your expression of negative opinion on my favorite characters or ships.

I might disagree on your reasoning, but I can disagree nicely. It would be nice if you can express it civilly, but I will support the very act of your expressing it in front of me.

Honestly, radfems can hate men all they want, but the fact that they DARE appropriate the Lesbian identity…

Penis by itself is fucking nothing. A liability in fact: a penis haver is likely quickly incapacitated by a quick and swift blow. What you’re “”“afraid of”“” is probably instead the increased muscle mass and upper body strength, which is a common byproduct of having testicles. You’re crediting the wrong fucking body part, mate.

partywithponies:

thesebonesbite:

uberfluss:

first 5 faceless emojis are how your summers gonna go

Magnus Archives fan I see

THIS IS SO FUNNY I’M SORRY

(via a-chaotic-dumbass)

Ofc this doesn’t apply to just radfems, but it simply escapes me how one can reason that “hey this ain’t a right place to be hating men” means that the speaker must be a cocksucking men-lover. One can not give a flying shit about men or cocks and still hate any shit that doesn’t make sense. Like me.

I mean radfems are right once in a while but almost exclusively on shit that you don’t even HAVE to be a rad in order to be able to say. Example like how “passing” as a woman can 100% be opted out of.

Anonymous asked:

whats your opinion on the mandate of heaven eg “if you suck as a ruler you’re gonna be punished with disasters so you have to release prisoners/be kinder to your subjects or else you’re gonna get kicked out of your position”

ruisa-faa:

cryptotheism:

ruisa-faa:

cryptotheism:

Man don’t say shit like that out loud. If the emperor hears us our administrative positions might get moved to the northern border. Neither one of us wants to deal with horse archers.

It could be worse. You could get sent to the Northeast Border, and Dynastic Chinese officials on the borderlands were scared shitless of Koreans they saw as killing machines that the dynasty can barely control. Some of the choice things recorded are: they maintain eye contact with our sword hands while making greetings, they pre-emptively get into sword-drawing stance while bowing for greeting, they always look at the exit to the tent while drinking every few minutes, as if they’re ready to bolt after attacking.

“Have you seen those fucking turtle ships? I am not fucking with that. Just calculate the rice tributary taxes and keep your head down.”

“And don’t get me started on organ guns that shoot hundreds of gunpower-propelled flaming arrows per minute. we’re lucky there’s like, just 1 peninsula of them and we have a good thing going.”

seethesound:

July 25 is the birthday of a 19-year-old woman named Mahsa Mogoi, who was murdered by the rebels of the Islamic Republic in the Steel City of Isfahan.

Mahsa was a female athlete who received many titles and medals in the fields of Taekwondo and physical fitness. She took to the street during the Women’s Revolution of Freedom on 31st of May. It is said that in the clash with four Basiji Batoom, all four had beaten her for her mastery of martial arts. The same day, on her way home, she was chased, and in a secluded area, several people in plain clothes shot her at close range with a machine gun and cowardly murdered her

Dear Mehsa, every year your family celebrated your birthday, but this year the good people of Iran and the world are your family. Happy birthday to you❤️❤️

4thwallbreakersshowdown:

Who did it best?

Alcatraz Smedry (Alcatraz vs the evil librarians)

Astrid Remond (Lord of Heroes)

Alcatraz:

• Alcatraz is talented at breaking things. Whether this be the sidewalk, chickens, or the fourth wall, Alcatraz breaks them all. He frequently begins chapters with non-sequiters such as tricking the reader into mailing him all the mac and cheese in their house, or breaks the tension of a scene to explain that writers are terrible people for delaying the plot.

Astrid:

• Astrid does a few 4th wall breaks over the course of the game, but the most memorable (and honestly super touching) one was when the player character dies for the first time - and she breaks the fourth wall to console you, the player, and tell you that it’s not the end.

elpis-rojey:

외국인들은 모르는 영화 한 장면 패러디

6️⃣: Hey! You’d better watch it. Kids these days have a temper!

🎭: That kid grew up and became me. You little.